We need your advice!

Brian and I taught a cooking class here at the Wine School a few months back. We tend to get a lot of praise for these classes, which involve cooking demonstrations by myself and wine pairings by Brian.

Recently, however, a party of five attended and they were, let’s say, less than thrilled. They had expected a full dinner with wine pairings, not a class. And as you’ll see from the emails that I’ve included below, their expectations were, shall we say, a touch less than reasonable.

Read all the  juicy details (and add your comments!) after the jump:

The class they purchased was labeled “Corked and Forked: A Cooking Class,” and was featured on our “Cooking Classes” page: The pricing was in line with our other food & wine classes.

Take a look at the emails back and forth, and give your opinion on the matter in the comments. I have changed the name of the gentleman who purchased the seats to “Student X” and another member of the party, who has also been emailing us, to “Father of X”.

I have made one edit due to the length of this post. They mention the cost of the class over and over. They paid $61.99 per seat.

Here are the first two emails I received:

I must say that I attended your wine tasting event and found it very surprisingly quite dissatisfying. From the tiny portions, thimble-like pours, uncomfortable seats, paper plates, plastic forks, using the same glass all night, poorly attired hosts, beer drinking chef, disregard for cleanliness, bad jokes, etc. etc. etc., it left a lot to be desired.

Here is the wine tasting I will be attending this weekend. Note that it is less expensive than yours, and “no” it isn’t a non-profit event. I think you will agree that it offers so much more. It will also feature a chef and a sommelier, but no jokes. The chef will be attired in customary chef’s white garb and the Sommelier in a tuxedo.

Father of X

(He pasted in a menu of what is clearly labeled a “wine tasting dinner,” not a class)
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Hello Keith.

I attended your class this Saturday. I enjoyed the wine, the food and admire your vast knowledge and passion. I was, however, disappointed with the portion size. I felt … my family and I would have received more ample portions. I .. believe more could have been provided. When all was said and done, I’m not sure I even got a full glass of wine? I really felt let down when the other four people in my family complained to me afterwards.

Student X

Okay, obviously they didn’t like our jokes or our laid back style. They didn’t get the irony of having the president of the Wine School drinking a beer–a single beer, over the course of two hours–during the demonstrations. They also didn’t get the idea that, in a cooking class, you get samples of food and wine, not a full meal. That is clear. And I won’t even address the issue of wearing chef whites myself or having Brian wear a tux–it seems too ridiculous to even discuss here.

They also don’t have a clue that to create a unique menu, source local and/or seasonal foods, create four brand new recipes for the class, and then teach the damn thing takes about 10 hours of work–for both Brian and myself! I was a bit insulted by their emails, but I want to make nice. Here is my response:

Student X,

Thank you for your email. Having read it, and another email from a member of your party (see below), I came away with the impression that you had expected more of a wine dinner experience. The event you attended was a cooking class with wine pairings. If that was not clear in the description when you purchased the seats, please let me know.

In Philadelphia, cooking classes (without wine) cost between $40-$70. All these cooking classes follow the same format as ours: a cooking demonstration, and a small taste of the recipe in question. Disposable plates and dinnerware are the norm. As for cooking classes with wine pairings, the average price is above $100 per person: very small portions there, too, are the norm.

I suggest a quick Google search to confirm all this for yourself. You will soon find that not only is portion size in cooking classes pretty standard, but you will also find that our pricing is well below the average. As you probably also know, we are also considered the gold standard for food & wine classes anywhere (not to brag or anything, but we do kick ass.)

Armed with that knowledge, I think I would be best for you –and not myself– to respond to the email below from one of your guests.

Best,

Keith

[Editorial Note: I included the letter from Father of X]

I thought it was a pretty good email that responded to all their concerns, and without insulting anyone. (During class, Father of X asked Brian if it was okay to drink red wine with ice cubes, and Brian responded with incredible patience.)

Sure enough, Student X responded:

Keith,

It was not clear in the description. Again, I was very disappointed in small food amount of food and the thimble like portions of wine.

You used 4 bottles of wine for 16+ people. That doesn’t even allow you to appreciate what you are sampling.

I was very surprised and again, disappointed.

As you suggested, I did go on line and found just the opposite of what you said. If I had a better explanation of the event, I would not have made the purchase.

… I think I should be left with a feeling of satisfaction. But even worse is that I feel I let down the other 4 people in my party.

Student X

By this point, I was getting a little annoyed with X: In my opinion, he was not being honest. If he had actually searched for other food or wine classes would realize that ours prices–on average–are about 20% lower than anywhere else. A similar pattern pops up with his claims about the wine. He and his friends tasted six wines that would cost an average of $30 a glass at a restaurant. Our classes are known for being a great way to try wines that would otherwise be inaccessible.

I didn’t reply right away: I needed to cool down, and I also needed to get ready to leave for Europe.  Student X would know this, because he got my “out of office” reply when he sent the last email.  Before I could craft a civil reply, I received this email:

Keith,

It’s been well over a week since my last e mail and I haven’t heard a response back from you.

I did some self study on wine tastings as you suggested and came away with a good idea on a typical event. In every instance, the Wine School came up short.

One example, is a wine tasting that is taking place next week. For comparison sake it will include the following:

* Five course meal with ample portions at a medium to high end local restaurant (the head chef of the restaurant will be preparing the meal on sight)
* Five 3 to 3 ½ ounce pours of middle to high end wine

Just the wine alone will be in excess of a half bottle per person (25.4 ounces per bottle, that’s 15 – 17.5 ounces per participant, nearly 5 glasses).

When it was all said and done, I don’t think I received a full glass of wine at the Wine School Tasting. And to receive one brussel sprout was rather insulting.

My friend is hosting the pre mentioned event. He works for a wine distributor and has a great amount of knowledge. He has been in the industry for many years.

The chef will also be providing education and has been in the business a very long time (excess of 20 yrs).

When I told my friend about our experience, he said flat out that we were ripped off. Those were his exact words.

I’d ask you to compare the two events and typical tastings in the area. I think you will find the same results that I have found.

That being the case, I would kindly ask for some sort of refund or other means of credit.

Thank you,

Student X

Okay, now it is clear that he is equating a dinner sponsored by a wine distributor with a cooking class. He also seems to be equating the quantity of wine served with the quality of the overall experience. Honestly, how can I point out the clear differences without insulting the man’s intelligence? This is what I came up with:

Student X,

I received both your emails. First of all, you must realize there is a difference between a class held at a school and a tasting event sponsored by a wine distributor. In the former, you are paying for a class, in the later you are paying for a meal.

You made the purchase on the website for The Wine School of Philadelphia, which offers nothing but classes and academic programs. What you purchased was clearly labeled as “Corked and Forked: A Cooking Class”. This was listed not only in bold type, but also on your receipt. There should be no confusion on that point, and no one in eight years has ever made that mistake.

The other issue is price.You attended a class, and the pricing for that class was comparable to any other class of its type. A standard demonstration cooking class will be $40 or over: [Editorial note: I included a link to a cooking school here] . In such a class, you may get a taste of the dish being prepared, but not always. For wine classes, the typical pricing is between $50 and $60. Here is the list of classes from another school: [Editorial Note: I linked to another Wine School here} Once again, such a class would entail a small tasting, like the one you had.

The typical person who comes to our programs and classes is someone who wants to learn something new. You should point out to your friend that you attended a class at the Wine School of Philadelphia. That should suffice, since most wine folks know of our educational programs.

Finally, I have both owned and consulted for wine distributors. There is a huge difference between a sponsored event, which is a marketing device, and a class, which is intended to educate. It’s apples and oranges.

Keith

I really wanted to ask if he thought that by attending driving school he was entitled to a free car? Fortunately, our darling Beth Case told me to cut out that line.

Student X sends back an email right away:

Keith,

You had 5 people that were dissatisfied – that should be enough. I’m willing to bet that if you were to ask the other 12 people that were there, you’d find a similar sentiment/response.

I’m in business also. When I have someone that is dissatisfied, I make sure that I do everything in my power to make sure that their expectations are met.

That’s not just me, that’s everyone that is in business.

I’d expect the same in this circumstance. Wouldn’t you agree?

Student X

To my mind, Student X purchased five seats to a cooking class, then turned around and told his guests that he was taking them to a wine dinner. What am I missing here? If we did not teach the class, or if the class was not up to our standards, I would have no problem in making things right. But we delivered the same high quality we always do, and poured the exact same amount of wine that guests at classes and tastings always get…. for the last eight years!

Readers, what are your thoughts? What should be done here? Should I make Brian wear a tuxedo during wine classes? Perhaps don a monocle and a tastevin? Should I stop drinking beer? Should we take all the fun out of classes and teach them all deadpan? Oh dear!